Thursday, December 8, 2011

Inappropriate Elf

I have been doing nightly naughty scenarios with our Elf on the Shelf.  This one turned out pretty well, so I am entering it in a contest on www.babyrabies.com HERE.

  
 Beer Funnel Elf!
Ugh, peer pressure.  That Spidey always brings the funnel!
 Now, it should go without saying that all content on this blog is mine, see my sidebar for copyright info. Sometimes, I swear people want me to go batshit crazy.  Nevermind.  On to more Elfin madness.
 drinky poo

 Little smoke to soothe the savage elf

 Sorry you had to see this.

 My, he is creepy.

 Danny is not here, Mrs. Torrance.

 Rave On.

 Whippet Good

 It puts the lotion in the basket.

 Dimebag.

 I wish I knew how to quit you.

Fa la la la roofie.

I had the craziest dream last night.  I was dancing the White Swan.

rock candy

human barbiepede



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15 comments:

Good Girl Gone Green said...

I ove your inappropriate elf....;)

areyoukiddingme said...

Nice! I didn't know the Elf on the Shelf did beer bongs! Hahahahahaha!

Michelle G said...

Hilarious! Ya just never know what those little guys are gonna get into next! :) Thanks for sharing - Always good to have a laugh amidst the stress of the holidays!

Anonymous said...

where did all the other elf pics go?

edenland said...

BEST.

CHRISTMAS POST.

IN THE WORLD.

xxxxx

Stacey said...

If you get a dimebag that big, I gotta get a number from you ;)

Christina said...

My personal favorite, "It puts the lotion in the basket." That one is absolutely hysterical!!!!!

edenland said...

FA LA LA ROOFIE.

I think this blog post is helping me get through Christmas.

XXX

Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

Clearly you are beyond awesome and deserve an emmy or grammy or nobel peace prize or a cookie or something.

Lady Daa Doo said...

Lol!! This is fantastic!! Love it!

Mrs BC said...

That was HYSTERICAL!! It put's the lotion in the basket bwahahahahaha!
x

OHN said...

Oh My God. Eden sent me here. You are both going to hell and I LOVE IT.

gorillabuns said...

I second Stacey's thought! Awesome!

Natalie said...

You have made my Christmas! Thanks to Edenland for sharing :)

Dead Cow Girl said...

Ha! LOVE these!!